HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GREATEST BOY IN THE WORLD!

Elijah turns FOUR today!! WE LOVE YOU!!

We are moving on Monday.

Yesterday, my sister asked me how packing was going. I told her, "Did you ever get a colonoscopy performed using a spiked, molten hot metal poker with no sedation?"

Get the picture?

Give me root canal on 15 teeth. Give me a pierced scrotum with a 10 pound dumbell. Pour rubbing alcohol in my eyes and clamp my nipples to dental floss and hang me from the church steeple. JUST DON'T MAKE ME PACK!

That felt good.

Now back to work.