"Mommy you have big nipples."
"What?"
"Mommy you have big nipples. I have small nipples. See them? They are small nipples. Yours are bigger."
(Sadie pulls her shirt down and shows her nipples, which are intermixed with some of the Rice A Roni shes been dropping off her fork all meal)
"Sadie, which one is your nipple?"
"It's the brown one that tastes like chicken"
2 comments:
LOL, great story.
Your Sadie will be mad at you when she grows up and reads this
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